I want this to succeed, but it's hard for me to imagine a scenario where this doesn't become Mecklamvision.

PEOPLE (MYSELF EXLCUDED) ARE NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY AS THEY THINK THEY ARE. I THINK A CURATED VERSION OF THIS WOULD BE INTERESTING (SORT OF LIKE VH1'S POP-UP VIDEOS).

I'M JUST GOING TO TEXT THIS TO THAT NUMBER NON-STOP: 8====D~~

I am excited! I can't help but think another bad/good movie would have suited this event more, like, oh, Battlefield Earth or Showgirls or Bride Of The Mummy or maybe even Carnosaur.

But! Pre-nose job Jennifer Grey! Huzzah!

Pre-nose job Jennifer Grey was unstoppable.

This is a great idea. Perfect for those of us in the audience who are OCD and have minimal social skills. RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.

I think this would be a whole lot of fun and I'd love to participate, but I share the aforementioned concerns that it would quickly devolve into one of the following scenarios:

1. A group of intoxicated post-frat guys continuously text "WELVERINES!!!!1!!" and then cheer whenever it appears on-screen.
2. Technical difficulties push the ability to comment on-screen off until the second half of the movie, by which time everyone with anything funny to write has gotten bored/frustrated/sober and left.
3. Same circumstance as #1, but with Occupy-types and "SMASH THE STATE" or "OCCUPY HOLLYWOOD THEATER."

I am for this. Because I am for AMERICA.


WOLVERINES.



AMERICA.

I'm pretty sure Lars Larson's dad is in this movie.