News Jan 11, 2012 at 9:29 am

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Wm. Steven Humphrey
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"Hostess snack cakes files for bankruptcy?!? WHAT HAPPENS TO MY DING DONGS??"
According to Snopes, Twinkies have a shelf life of 25 days. The only appropriate response comes from Pvt. Hudson, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
Andy from Beaverton on January 11, 2012 at 9:45 AM Report this
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Ah, Andy, shut the fuck up.
on January 11, 2012 at 10:13 AM Report this
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Tommy from Troutsass, what are you going to do about it? Why don't you stop being a bigot and be a tolerant leftist open to all opinions and perspectives.
Andy from Beaverton on January 11, 2012 at 12:37 PM Report this

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