Snowpocalypse!! Jan 17, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Can Portland Expect a "Snowlamity"* Tomorrow?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Am still partial to the untold horrors of the Snowlocaust...
ScrumpyFU on January 17, 2012 at 2:05 PM Report this
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Blizzaster

Commenty Colin on January 17, 2012 at 2:13 PM Report this
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I always forecast a few inches in the dark of the night
jim on January 17, 2012 at 2:17 PM Mercury Staff
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the term "heavy wet snow" is one of the things that makes me punch my freaking out coworkers.
jd on January 17, 2012 at 2:28 PM Report this
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It is foretold that Fenrir will devour the sun during the events of Snownarök.
Fruit Cup on January 17, 2012 at 2:38 PM Report this
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Fruit Cup wins! Even used an umlaut!
Babygorilla on January 17, 2012 at 2:41 PM Report this
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snowsteria for snow + hysteria
randyzpdx on January 17, 2012 at 2:51 PM Report this
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Snovastation
on January 17, 2012 at 2:54 PM Report this
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Snowverreacting.
BGJ on January 17, 2012 at 2:55 PM Report this
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Snowah
caustic on January 17, 2012 at 3:35 PM Report this
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Snrain of terror.

Snogrom.
TSW on January 17, 2012 at 4:07 PM Report this
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The Icegasm or.... Snowtorum or... Deja Vu All Snowver Again or... no those are all very stupid. I'm sorry.
Number Six on January 17, 2012 at 4:11 PM Report this
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It's a good thing I caught these Somali Pirates. They'll be keeping my deck clean of all this white stuff.
Boat Cop on January 17, 2012 at 4:16 PM Report this
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Snowkward!
Marq on January 17, 2012 at 4:35 PM Report this
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Just after the business with Fenrir devouring the sun, the Ice Giants shall awake from their long sleep to bring about Snowterdämmerüng. Loki will probably do something horrible. Expect delays.
Joe Streckert on January 17, 2012 at 4:51 PM Report this
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Winter is Coming.
Rosy on January 17, 2012 at 5:19 PM Report this
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Details at 11
randyzpdx on January 17, 2012 at 5:25 PM Report this
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It used to snow here every year when i was a kid. we would get the day off school, throw snowballs an' shit
Barf! on January 17, 2012 at 7:08 PM Report this
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Snowtastrophe
on January 17, 2012 at 10:37 PM Report this
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The Great White Snowjob of 2012
Press5forPigLatin on January 18, 2012 at 1:01 AM Report this
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And you wonder why" Portlandia" made fun of you? Yes, I know most of you are being satirical, still. Oh and here's mine
The Falcon and the SNOWMAN
HEY OH
on January 18, 2012 at 11:59 AM Report this

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