Fashion Feb 7, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Mr. Goodbody Called, And He Wants His Pants Back

Marjorie Skinner
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1
Finally over my "vagina dentata" fears and along comes "vagina zipperta."
Todd Mecklem on February 7, 2012 at 1:12 PM Report this
2
Catholics should just give their parishioners these pants instead of birth control: they both have the same effect
Čẖüñđƴ on February 7, 2012 at 1:22 PM Report this
3
As a cannibal, I ...

SHUT UP, CANNIBAL!

I was just going to say, that as a cannibal I find those leggings very alluring, but those boots are hideous.
dimitrir on February 7, 2012 at 2:17 PM Report this
4
Hand's on anatomy learning...+1
R on February 7, 2012 at 3:11 PM Report this
5
R does have a point...but I doubt we will see anyone wearing these in public unless they are at some bar in the Pearl that caters to 21 yr olds and they are high as fuck
on February 7, 2012 at 6:40 PM Report this
6
Welcome back, Todd. I, for one, have missed your witticisms.
ujfoyt on February 7, 2012 at 7:05 PM Report this

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