THIS IS STUPID. I DON'T MEAN, BOBBY'S POST; BUT WHAT BOBBY WAS WRITING ABOUT. ALSO, BOBBY ISN'T STUPID. BUT THIS SHOW IS.

When I was in the Army, I was stationed near Kevin Smith's comic book store. I had a box there! It always looked very corporate - just didn't compare with the Portland stores, even back then.

UPDATE: I'M STILL CORRECT.

I'm surprised by that top picture. I never realized Kevin Smith was Muslim. He's clearly in some kind of mosque-mall. Also, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BABY FINGERS!
(I'm making a real effort to avoid fat jokes here.)

Those aren't baby fingers. Those are humongously fat fingers.

Considering it's closer to the camera than his glasses, I'd say his index finger is barely longer than the diameter of the lenses, i.e. probably about 2 1/2 inches. He'd have to use both hands to pick up a grapefruit. And yes, this matters quite a great deal!