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WHAT KIND OF FUCKING QUESTION IS THIS?

YOU DRINK BOURBON. YOU MAY OR MAY NOT PUT A SINGLE ICE CUBE IN THE BOURBON (SODA WATER IS ACCEPTABLE, BUT LOOKED DOWN UPON).
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Quantity, not quality, makes for a successful valentine's day. Wherever you go, go large.

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I like to go into Central and say, "Make me something with bourbon in it." The result is always delish!
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Skip putting the mercury in your face and get a composite filling - you'll be able to eat solid food just a couple hours later.
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Benedictine and Brandy. I would suggest just buying a bottle because it's REEEEEAAAALLLY expensive to get at a bar. I had to go to the dentist on Valentine's Day and my completely unsympathetic jackass ex was already drunk when I met up with him at Ringlers. B & B has lots of medicinal herbs and will make you feel wonderful after the second snifter. Good luck!

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