Lucas is entering Micheal Jackson crazy territory. Who wants a pizza roll?

Oh good lord, there's an actual Wikipedia article for "Han shot first", you didn't even have to link to a Star Wars wiki.

NERDS.

The Neck Of Lucas shot first.

You're looking at it all wrong. Lucas just thinks that all bounty hunters are terrible at their jobs.

Greedo can't just apprehend Solo and leave with him, he forces him to sit down with his gun out of view, then lets him casually move his hand down to the gun, never thinking Solo, a fucking lawless smuggler, would shoot him.

Boba Fett, on the other hand, never actually does anything except follow Solo around until someone else captures him. Then he collects his bounty and dies, because for some reason he wants to see Solo get eaten by the Sarlacc instead of, you know, hunting people, his job.

Somebody ask Lucas what he thinks of Dog and we can settle this once and for all.

Stop being Greedo!

I agree with Lucas. If Han shot first, it would have given him a much more interesting character arch, and I don't give Lucas that much credit.

It all sounds too dirty for my eyes.