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1
I would add even more wheat. Show those anti-wheat fanatics what you're made of.
2
Also, pumice.
3
The vodka should be distilled again (through my body).
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@CC: THAT WOULD LEAVE US WITH A COCKTAIL OF URINE.
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Moldova is the poorest country in Europe, consumes the highest portion of wine per capita in the world and is notorious for human trafficking, specifically of young women, specifically to be sex slaves in Israel (and presumably other countries). So: Muscat-vodka punch, served in a scuffed-up jam jar, garnished with several dashes of bitters and a muddled cherry. L'Chaim!
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I've invented a drink called the Trans-Dniestr Radio. It's made with—hold on, I have to take this call.
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Put aside a mason jar, and place in it a handful of Lemon Scented Geranium leaves, some lemongrass smashed up, and a few slices of ginger. Cover the jar and let it sit for a week, shaking daily, then use it in a cocktail with a splash of ginger-ale and a lemon twist. You could also add a tiny bit of grenadine on top to make it look purdy. Good luck!
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I don't get it... why not try the beer instead? Don't they all have the same vodkas anyway?

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