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Pet crows are "weird"?!?
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Wait, I think I missed the "best picture" nominees. "Cougar Town" is the crowd favorite, isn't it?
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Hey Joneser! Am currently robbing a bank, so I have no opinion. Keep up the good distraction!
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I have the same argument with Mr. Catbot about Hugo. Loserhead. I really liked the book, too.

Every person who has seen it has told me to see it in 3-D, btw. Maybe some day I will get to see this film.
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I BET NED LANNAMAD A DOLLAR THAT MAX VON SYDOW WOULD WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR. SO, JONESER, MAKE THAT HAPPEN, K?
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Apparently you have to pay $30 to watch the Oscar broadcast streaming online or something? Anyway, the backstage streams (http://oscar.go.com/backstage-pass/award-s…) were amusing me, but failed to entertain the wider crowd, so I'm off to watch How Things Are Made.
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@ Graham: On it.

@catbot: Elitist bastards!!

@Steve: Helping people rob banks is where I'm a viking. Good luck!!
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"I DON'T LIKE CARTOONS"!?!? That doesn't sound like the kind of thing I would EVER say. You know how much I love "Nova"!
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Also, what the shit is with the cyborg-phasor overtone in the audio? Billy Crystal, for one, clearly welcomes our new robot overlords. Troubling.
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That guy mocking Angelina Jolie sticking her leg out cracked me up. Her shoulders are unattractive as well Joneser...
Scorsese!!
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Since no Fellini films were nominated, I'm boycotting the broadcast.
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I love it that Woody Allen never shows up.
Wait, that came out wrong.... I love it that Woody blows off the awards shows.
Yeah, no more Oprah - please.
I haven't seen Jack Nicholson (yet?)
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I love it that Woody Allen never shows up.
Wait, that came out wrong.... I love it that Woody blows off the awards shows.
Yeah, no more Oprah - please.
I haven't seen Jack Nicholson (yet?)
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I wish Meryl Streep was my mom.
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The Academy Awards: the longest and most tedious handjob ever.

Put that on a shirt. Please.
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I GUESS I OWE NED A DOLLAR. FUCK.

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