Happy 18th Birthday, Justin Bieber!!

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So is he going to spend the day with a line of groupies leading up to his door, each assigned a number? Seems like an odd thing to think about, as he still looks and sounds about 14.

Fine work, Steven, on a towering work of long-form blogwriting, a statement on the order of The Collected Cat Pics of Courtney Ferguson.

geyser on March 1, 2012 at 11:18 AM

"Happy JB BD" might be a better way of putting it because it kind of sounds like a sexual maneuver. I'm so glad you Happy JB BD'd Justin Beebs, WSH.

Suzette Smith on March 1, 2012 at 7:02 PM Mercury Staff

Actually Humphrey your repeated inappropriate remarks regarding minors labels you as a pederast. That, and the fact that you are mad creepy.

on March 2, 2012 at 11:02 AM