LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN PEOPLE. IF SAM ADAMS ONLY DOES ONE THING WITH THE REMAINDER OF HIS LAME DUCK MAYORALCY, IT'D GODDAMNED BETTER BE TO PUT A HOT TUB IN A BOAT IN THE RIVER.
That is why we will also need... A HOT TUB BOAT COP!
I can't believe I was the first person to say that—but I felt like I gave you people plenty of time. Commenters: Please use the rest of today focusing on being less disappointing.
Onwards I say with the plans of the Digital Hot Tub Boat. (the digital is what it gives the + to it.)
Also, in attempts of modernizing and funzicing the city furthermore, a beach of the Willamette River will have to be given for the Surf Waves Machines (SWM ™) to be installed in it.
-(SWM ™) has no connection with commenters or writers etc, and it's already been patented-
@Mars, if you even think of putting one toe out of line on a boat and I'll chop your fucking head off.
@Steve, thanks for keeping these goons in order. Today was hell on the Pacific; almost reminded me of the Panama Canal debacle. Anyway, I'm off, this Courvoisier is not going to drink itself.
Race? The boat is already in the water and the water is already in the boat! But I have it on good authority that Hot Tub Boats LLC is a good and generous outfit that would be quite pleased to bring their steamy innovations to Portland once business gets underway.
That is why we will also need... A HOT TUB BOAT COP!
I can't believe I was the first person to say that—but I felt like I gave you people plenty of time. Commenters: Please use the rest of today focusing on being less disappointing.
Also, in attempts of modernizing and funzicing the city furthermore, a beach of the Willamette River will have to be given for the Surf Waves Machines (SWM ™) to be installed in it.
-(SWM ™) has no connection with commenters or writers etc, and it's already been patented-
@Steve, thanks for keeping these goons in order. Today was hell on the Pacific; almost reminded me of the Panama Canal debacle. Anyway, I'm off, this Courvoisier is not going to drink itself.
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