Russell was "found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something"

If it's all three at once, that's pretty baller.

Those evangelical Christians sure are mysterious.

I blame it on those damned fruit flies, setting a bad example.

Today is pretty great. I get to stop worrying about who's making my iPhone AND I get to stop worrying about child soldiers in some African country.

Also, Zed, NIXON WAS FRAMED.