The original TMNT comics of the mid-80s were already sodomized by the cartoon series and movies of the late 80s and early 90s, and the barrage of merchandising, food tie-ins, live concerts, etc. that those ushered in. A massive sell-out in the name of creative a multi-billion-dollar franchise, empty and watered down so that no one could possibly object to it, including removing the slightest trace of violence (they were created to be ninjas, who use weapons). Go ahead and figuratively sodomize it.
3) Erik and I's eerie convergence in childhood tastes continues in full force (as does Erik's restraining order against me, but I'm sure he sleeps comfortably in those purple flannel pajamas knowing that lasting friendship will always be just 501 feet away).
Oh, and a Cabbage Patch kids movie where they hunt down and murder the tyrannical chi-mo Xavier, who tattooed all of their private parts before putting them up for adoption. It's going to be dark.
Joneser, there really is no reason you couldn't make those movie yourself. But you might want to film the bathtub scene when your roomies are out of the house.
Plus, no one can ever say they didn't squeeze every last drop out of the original TMNT concept for your enjoyment. If they want to change things a bit now (for example, giving April O'Neil a more journalistically appropriate outfit --- maybe a leather bikini -- because what were they THINKING with that jumpsuit?), that's okay by me - I can always go watch the scary Turtle rubber suits again.
I don't care either way, but I do find it comical some of you are posting what you are. If this was, say, Star Wars or Battlestar Galactica related you nerds would be all up in arms. Funny, isn't it?
Donatello is now going to be the smart/nerdy/arty/cool one.
Rapheal is going to love indie rock, ironic t-shirts and will be vegan.
Michaelangelo is going to be into Soccer and extreme sports.
Leonardo is a slick, modern turtle. He'll use his iPhone to organize the team!
2) Leonardo is clearly the best TMNT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywHHg5yxH04
(Put your own gracefully ass-kicking music on)
3) Erik and I's eerie convergence in childhood tastes continues in full force (as does Erik's restraining order against me, but I'm sure he sleeps comfortably in those purple flannel pajamas knowing that lasting friendship will always be just 501 feet away).
REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT VANILLA ICE RAPPED IN ONE OF THE TMNT MOVIES? MICHAEL BAY CANNOT BE ANY WORSE THAN THAT.
And then we can finally move forward on Boat Cop.