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You know, the Newport Aquarium has a great otter exhibit. It's adorable, and you really otter see it!
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You otter not do that. Well, if you Must(elidae). Whelp, I'm out of here, all you dogs and bitches give 'em what fur.
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<--- Otter Racist

Sea Otters only please. Sea otters are adorable and delightful and eat clams on their belllies. River otters are just big rats that swim.

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@3: YOU'RE A BIG RAT THAT SWIMS NO CALLBACKS
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@ Todd: Thanks for ruining my day.
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OTTERDAY.

Also, when otters float on their backs eating shellfish, everyone's all "awwwwwwwwwww" but when I do it everyone's all "ewwwwwwwwwww" so wtf.

@Todd: Thanks for ruining everything.
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Thank you, Erik. As Director of PFAFO (Parents and Friends of ALL Fucking Otters), I warmly embrace the river otter. In fact, it's my favorite zoo animal and second favorite animal in general next to the sloth.

Colin=a nutria.
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Remember Redwall? I do. Redwall totally had river otters, and those guys rocked.

FUN NUTRIA FACT: Nutria (such as our dear friend CC) have back nipples. It's true!

@CC: YOU HAVE BACK NIPPLES.
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Exhibit A for Sea Otters:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sea_otte…

Your move, (filthy) river otter defenders.
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@J-Z: YUIOTTER
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This is otterly absurd....
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Otters were ruined for me when I learned what they do to baby seals, but no, no, you all continue enjoying them - I'll just be over here weeping quietly.

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