Mike Daisey's New Column: "I Was THERE!"

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It may just be my 80s upbringing, but I've never been able to trust men with a passing resemblance to Jabba the Hut. It's my cross to bear.

Fruit Cup on March 23, 2012 at 10:30 AM

Nice slap on the hands by the Merc. And he can take it, look at those hands, they're IMMENSE!

Todd Mecklem on March 23, 2012 at 12:26 PM

Can't we just put it all down to the "theatrical context" that he so bravely tried to hide behind? He tells the "truth" you just have to see the air quotes while he's telling it.

El Stunto on March 23, 2012 at 9:55 PM

He is dog, obscene glutton on our attention. He is bloated balloon of empty hot winds from giant butt. Why his skinny wife put up with his lardy-lies? He lied on her too (read Georgetown "apology" with never word "I am big, sweaty liar," drip from his lip. Even the masochist wife's fault, he say! "Bitch MADE me do it! BITCH!"

He hustle us, like giant slobby girley-boys. No looks, so talk too fast! Me hate them! Like giant catfish! Yuk!

Do not catch this fish. Avoid like eel hi is!

on March 28, 2012 at 6:13 PM