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Pick me! I've always wanted to go to a roller derby event because I am curious about it! But my purple pegacorn has a busted wing. And prose is difficult. Probably as difficult as it will be to not pick me.
2
I would really love these tickets. You see, I've never been to see the lovely ladies in the Rose City Rollers before. Neither has my friend, Pauly the Pegacorn. He says they're okay. I shouldn't mention that he has a secret fear of purple penguins in banana suits. I'm trying to get him out of the house more. What better way to do this than to see the Rose City Rollers and get him plastered?
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In the world of cryptozoological research, the Pegacorn stands alone. Like the glorious ladies of Wheels of Justice it represents, the Pegacorn's glitter power is strong enough to beat Sasquatch, yet softer than a Yeti's slumber. All I ask is to win these tickets in the name of True Science, for the opportunity to study the Pegacorn in its native environment - a place of wheels, sparkle, beer, speed, and badass women.
4
I think I am the chosen one for a couple reasons really. Here's why...
1. I'm roller derby curious, especially after watching a documentary about the Rose City Rollers. Never seen 'em live in action! :(
2. I'm also trying to convince my younger sister to join the Rose Buds team, so I think this would be an amazing opportunity to inspire her to take it to the next level.

P.S. If she makes the team I'll make her name be: Purple Pegacorn Eater! It's a win-win situation!
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