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I guess I'm particularly befuddled without stimulants this evening, but how is this particular blurb of news supposed to be funny with the attempted added commentary or pictures? Will the Merc turn to serious mode when tens of thousands of people are impacted in the state by an actual quake? Just to be prepped, I would like to know.
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Just so you're "prepped," the answer is a resounding, "YES!"
3
An actual quake? Was this one fake??
4
Oh, yeah. The hipster blog will be extraordinarily useful in the event of an actual emergency. You can count on it, dumbfuck.
5
I'm pretty sure my apartment building, which is 101 years old, actually shifted slightly.
6
@4, but...but....I got the app for it on my I Phone!
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Pretty funny that these two anonymous fuckwits would come here to shit-talk disaster coverage by the paper that less than a month ago ran a cover feature that was the most comprehensive coverage of the expected Cascadia earthquake by any local news outlet in recent memory.
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I will also assume you are less than competent with researching the article I mentioned:

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=the+first+four+mi…
9
What the shotgun and claymore mine are to Ron Swanson, I'm pretty sure those creepy mannequins are to Steve.

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