Seeing as Obama has had to deal with that birth certificate thing since he started running in 2007, it only seems fair that Mittens shouldn't get off too easily by wiping away claims of public masturbation.
This is more proof that comment sections (or at least comment sections on YouTube) are worthless. Nevertheless, I'm going to choose to believe this until someone proves that Mitt DID NOT masturbate on a balcony in Connecticut in this or any other dimension.
Does anyone get it that this is a joke? Jeeez. Lighten up, people!! (personally, I think he probably does it a lot.. Have you seen his wife up close??)
I was shocked....shocked, I tell you, to learn of Mitt Romney masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony. The mere thought of Mitt Romney masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony sickens me more than him strapping his dog on the roof of his car. By the way, where *was* his dog while Mitt Romney was masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony? Mitt Romney's masturbating on a Connecticut hotel balcony really needs to be addressed.
Oh, Paul Constant, you're just adorable.
Wow, did your church help you come up with that line of reasoning?
Seriously, Merc, where did you find clown?
Case closed.