Portland is a mid-major city.
Attempts to referee the published opinions of others through blog posts are childish (irony noted).
This is better than walking up to Canzano and punching him in his oh-so-punchable face.

Allen and Canzano obviously just need to get a room.

And when they're finished releasing their shared teenage tension, light that room on fire with both still in it.

boomshakaburn for CotW