News May 2, 2012 at 9:30 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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According to chalk-marks downtown a certain bank is run by "theives." You'd think someone could invent chalk with spellcheck.
Todd Mecklem on May 2, 2012 at 9:43 AM Report this
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GOOD MONRING, STEVE! HOW ARE YOU??!? POLYGRAPH TESTS ARE UNSCIENTIFIC AND UNRELIABLE. ALL PEOPLE SHOULD REFUSE TO TO TAKE THEM AT ALL TIMES. I DON'T SEE WHY YOU THINK THE CRYPT KEEPER IS A BAD MOM, THAT'S JUST YOUR OBVIOUS ANTI-LYCH BIAS SHOWING.
Graham on May 2, 2012 at 9:45 AM Report this
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I believe that's "lich", Graham. Unless you meant "lychee", in which case, yeah, kinda.

I'm gearing up to barf a whole lot during the campaign for the general election. Because I can't. Turn. Away! I know following politics is about as useful as a subscription to Ok! magazine but I can't stop myself. BARF.
cat & beard on May 2, 2012 at 9:50 AM Report this
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The student who claims he was locked up for five days also says the Feds left a supply of methamphetamine in there with him, which he ate. The agency hasn't responded to the claims. It's not clear what evidence there is, from that article.
Reymont on May 2, 2012 at 9:54 AM Report this
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@REYMONT: BASIC RESEARCH IS YOUR FRIEND: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-…

@C&B: YOU SAY TOMATO, I SAY UNDYING-MATERNAL-GOLUMN-THING.
Graham on May 2, 2012 at 10:24 AM Report this
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Auric Goldfinger is on the loose again, I see.
tk. on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 AM Report this
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Good god, she's horrific!
dimag05 on May 2, 2012 at 10:45 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING! I TOTALLY TOOK A LIE DETECTOR TEST ONCE, AND TOTALLY LIED ON IT. AND IT TOTALLY DIDN'T CATCH ME! (Not sure why I'm so proud about that.)
Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 2, 2012 at 11:17 AM Mercury Staff
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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I ASKED MY TANNING SALONG FOR "THE BOB BARKER."
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on May 2, 2012 at 11:45 AM Report this
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@Graham - Basic research? That article also says "no comment at this time." And then some anonymous, alleged rumors. There's LESS information there than there was in the original article. And yet you delivered it with such condescension....
Reymont on May 2, 2012 at 12:00 PM Report this
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@REYMONT: WHAT I WAS TRYING TO IMPLY WAS THAT RATHER THAN WHINING THAT YOU'RE NOT BEING SPOON FED INFORMATION, MAYBE YOU COULD DO SOME BASIC RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN. MAYBE SEEK OUT SECONDARY SOURCES TO TRY AND COROBORATE THE INFORMATION IN THE ARTICLE. BUT I GUESS THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU. DO SOME BASIC RESEARCH. TA-DA!
Graham on May 2, 2012 at 12:16 PM Report this
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But you failed to provide any new information! Where are the fruits of your "basic research," Graham?

I'd actually suggest that there IS no evidence, yet, and no amount of Googling is going to product any.
Reymont on May 2, 2012 at 12:56 PM Report this
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@REYMONT: SO DID YOU ACTUALLY DO ANY ATTEMPTS AT FINDING CORROBORATING EVIDENCE? OR ARE YOU STILL JUST COMPLAINING THAT OTHER PEOPLE DIDN'T GVIE IT TO YOU.
Graham on May 2, 2012 at 1:21 PM Report this
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@Graham - You add nothing to the conversation.
Reymont on May 2, 2012 at 1:24 PM Report this
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@REYMONT: AND YOU DO? (OTHER THAN COMPLAINING THAT OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T PROVIDING YOU WITH THE QUALITY OF CONTENT YOU FEEL ENTITLED TO.)
Graham on May 2, 2012 at 2:04 PM Report this
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Mom? Dad? Are you guys getting a divorce?
Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 2, 2012 at 2:16 PM Mercury Staff
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Come on, Stevie, let's go play with your GI Joes outside. Mom and Dad are mad at each other because you were born.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on May 2, 2012 at 2:22 PM Report this
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@OREGOMETRY: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. DADDY DOESN'T LOVE MOMMY ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME STRETCHMARKS. NOW GO GET ME SOME SCOTCH AND BRING ME MY CIGARILLOS.
Graham on May 2, 2012 at 3:13 PM Report this

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