Sex May 7, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Bic Shaver Will Masturbate You to Completion

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Last time I got stroked Jimmy Carter was president.
on May 7, 2012 at 4:54 PM Report this
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Let's have a resounding HUZZAH for being stroked in the morning. Or any time, actually.
ujfoyt on May 7, 2012 at 7:30 PM Report this

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