What a disappointment the mayor's race turned out to be. And I was hoping I could avoid voting for artful Charlie in November but I can't possibly bring myself to support the proud candidate of the Chris Humphries Society for Preservation of Brutality and Advancement of Torture.
They should give consolation titles to the other candidates like they do in beauty pageants. Cameron W can get congeniality for all his smiling photos, Brady can win a creativity title for her padded resume, Max B can get best impersonation of a Village Person for his lassoed cowboy outfit.