I thought we got over this in Jackassgate.

I heard "Koran."

I gotta get my DOCTORED BIRTH CERTIFICATE MY KENYAN PARENTS BOUGHT FROM A MARXIST FORGER IN THE SOVIET UNION, WHICH EXISTED AT THE TIME, AND THEN SENT TO MY GRANDPARENTS IN HAWAII TO ILLEGALLY PLANT IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THEY SOMEHOW KNEW I'D BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE US, WHICH IS WHY THEY GAVE ME THE ULTRA-WASPY NAME BARACK OBAMA.

That's what I heard, anyway.

"I gotta get my shiv and cut Romney's short hairs."

Shit, I heard shiv too but now I'm not going to say it because Todd did.

"So it has come to this"

THIS IS THE SAME CLAPTRAP YOU DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO PAUL CONSTANT!