I've been seriously preparing for this edition of Hecklevision. 4 nights a week at the gym, professional tanning and a curated investment in 90s era surf apparel. I'll be stopping off to touch up my blonde highlights right before the show.
Oh man, I am devastated I will be out of town. Please consider an encore showing some other time soon!! "I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino" is probably one of the best movie lines ever.
My sides, I'm dying. I'm dead.
I AM READY TO EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE.