News May 26, 2012 at 10:04 am

Good Morning, News!

Denis C. Theriault
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No more pricks, no more tears.
Todd Mecklem on May 26, 2012 at 10:21 AM Report this
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I was quite amused by the following:"The young handsome butler was fingered". Chuckle
ujfoyt on May 26, 2012 at 11:26 AM Report this
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I just shit my pants and ate the middle part, you know, the good part. Now my breath smells fierce. No more taxes ever! Whooooo!
on May 26, 2012 at 7:48 PM Report this

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