News May 31, 2012 at 9:29 am

Good Morning News!

Alex Zielinski
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GOOD MORNING, ALEX!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?

I'M IMPRESSED AT YOUR ABILITY TO SPELL A WORD WRONG IN A STORY LEDE ABOUT SPELLING THAT WORD WRONG. "is out after misspelling 'iIngluvies.'" SERIOUSLY, HAVE SOMEONE ELSE READ OVER YOUR CONTENT BEFORE HITTING PUBLISH.
Graham on May 31, 2012 at 9:47 AM Report this
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Seattle WATF
Todd Mecklem on May 31, 2012 at 10:12 AM Report this
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Hackensack != New York. Also a missed opportunity for a bad joke about a man's self-mutilation.
orgengine on May 31, 2012 at 2:11 PM Report this
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That woman can never find her husband's matching tie. My idea is to hang it with the dress. No-brainer, right?
bikefor1 on June 1, 2012 at 9:25 PM Report this

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