Mayor Adams Asks You to "Put an Emmy on it." Excuse Me for a Moment... GAG!!

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More importantly, let's get Leverage and Grimm to cast Kyle MacLachlan as mayor. See @MayorMacLachlan on Twitter. NOTHING COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT.

The One True b!X on June 1, 2012 at 10:14 AM

Put a hand-knitted hemp-fiber Timbers-colors-in-organic-dyes sock in it, Sam.

Todd Mecklem on June 1, 2012 at 10:15 AM

At first I read "outstanding variety series" as "outstanding vanity series." Do they have a category for that?

geyser on June 1, 2012 at 10:18 AM

Hey, how about a story about the Mayor doing his job? Oh, never mind, who are we kidding?

on June 1, 2012 at 1:58 PM

YOU HATE THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE MOCKING YOU AND YOU ARE A THIN-SKINNED EFFEMINATE GINGER DOUCHE

on June 1, 2012 at 4:05 PM

No matter what Mayor Adams says, it pretty much registers as " Please punch me in the face". I don't know if that's just me.

on June 2, 2012 at 12:49 PM

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