Horrors Jun 4, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Sunday at the Haunters Convention

Courtney Ferguson
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1
Whoever came up with "hearse so good" deserves a major award.

And yes, I do mean a sexy lady leg lamp.
Fruit Cup on June 4, 2012 at 1:39 PM Report this
2
Me! But I already have a sexy lady leg lamp. For reals.
Courtney Ferguson on June 4, 2012 at 2:21 PM Report this
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I rode by there and saw this giant crazy satan face through the window. WTF, I says to myself. Except I don' t have to use shorthand in my own mind, so really I says "what the fuck."
Blabby on June 4, 2012 at 2:35 PM Report this
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Sorry then! Sexy lady leg lamps are the only major award available. You'll have to settle for my expression of appreciation for making me laugh.
Fruit Cup on June 4, 2012 at 2:37 PM Report this
5
"Dork Wang"?
Todd Mecklem on June 4, 2012 at 3:27 PM Report this

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