Bikes!

I think it's disgraceful that you're making a bad example, with no regard for the safety of your readers. That cyclist should clearly be wearing a seatbelt.

Put a helmet on it!

Cars would drive more carefully around her if her skirt were shorter.

"When I creep up on a bicycle to pass by slowly, it isn't because I'm being cautious of the cyclists safety. I'm checking out those fine cyclist butts."

A book that large makes a fine cushion for the head in case of a fall, flip it open to the middle section for full impact-dampening effect (and blood-absorption).

This Kickoff Party is the destination for Pedalpalooza's traditional Kickoff Ride. This year, the Kickoff Ride leaves from the South Park Blocks (SW Park and Montgomery) at 6pm.