Let me be clear: I think "handjob" applies only to ding-dongs, but I'm still very much in favor of making with the manual fun times inside a lady's hoo-hah. Is there a vote I can make for that?
I don't know how long I should leave my digital trail of fingerbang defense, but I'd like to repeat that I think fingerbang is a great word, and we're lucky to have it.
It's a "job" or task that is performed with a hand, I think it's valid. Just how "getting head" can apply to a recipient of either gender. Though, I'm starting to like Hand Task too.
Further discussion: can a man give a woman "head?" Or must one defer to the now largely-unused term "giving face?"
I've heard ladies say they've received "head," and also heard them use the term "fingered" in an entirely positive manner. I say you tell Courtney to stick to actual English problems: this paper usually looks like it has no editors at all.
Handjob seems gender-neutral to me, while "head" is just a bizarrely nonspecific and vaguely gross term that should be retired (for both genders). "Eat out" should be left behind in adolescence along with "fingering."
Clearly, all terms for sex and sex acts should be replaced with embarrassed stammering, nervous hand gestures and whispers of "down there."
Did you really have to include details of you teen days on the band bus Allison? Uncomfortable. Anyway, when my girlfriend told me I had talented hands it meant something entirely different from when those words were used in my fighting career (and more enjoyable :))
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It's so funny sounding. FINGERBANG! Adorable.
I've heard ladies say they've received "head," and also heard them use the term "fingered" in an entirely positive manner. I say you tell Courtney to stick to actual English problems: this paper usually looks like it has no editors at all.
Clearly, all terms for sex and sex acts should be replaced with embarrassed stammering, nervous hand gestures and whispers of "down there."
I dunno what's worse: you giving us a bad visual, sexually.
Or
You bragging on the Internet of your "fighting days".
Either way, gross.