News Jun 9, 2012 at 9:07 am

Good Morning, News!

Denis C. Theriault
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"Gland Floral"? Haha, Denis! That's gleat.
Todd Mecklem on June 9, 2012 at 9:34 AM Report this
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Was this the episode of Family Feud when Jack Tripper's balls fell out of his shorts?
Barf! on June 9, 2012 at 10:21 AM Report this
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So can penguins be the recipients of handjobs? I think we need a poll.
Joe Streckert on June 9, 2012 at 10:49 AM Report this
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In the case of penguins, it woiuld be more like a flipper job.
ujfoyt on June 9, 2012 at 4:38 PM Report this
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I'm a regular person and I've been making extensive use of low-interest bank loans.
Reymont on June 10, 2012 at 10:28 PM Report this
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@5...do tell!
on June 11, 2012 at 3:36 PM Report this

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