Books Jun 19, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Today in Vampire Romance: Once Burned

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Synopsis is inconsistent. Can he control fire or not?
geyser on June 19, 2012 at 4:34 PM Report this
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geyser: He creates fire IN STEVE'S LOINS. That's all we need to know.
dimitrir on June 19, 2012 at 5:05 PM Report this
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I've read your comments, and now I will fuck the shit out of your comments.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 19, 2012 at 6:02 PM Mercury Staff
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Steve, if you were a Dickens character it appears that you'd be Pecksniff.
Todd Mecklem on June 19, 2012 at 7:49 PM Report this
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You wouldn't be the first, Steve. My comments are total sluts.
dimitrir on June 20, 2012 at 10:49 AM Report this
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This is really creepy even for an internet forum.
on June 20, 2012 at 12:51 PM Report this
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@6: you are not invited to the Blogtown comments blue light party.
dimitrir on June 20, 2012 at 3:02 PM Report this
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Thank you dmitrir! God knows what you freaks have in mind. Especially Humphrey
on June 21, 2012 at 12:58 PM Report this

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