Yhatzee, not Yatzy. Come on now, Dan.

Ah, I can here the dice rattling in the plastic cup now...

"You're both shitbirds who probably deserve each other."

Ann Landers (I think) said it best: "I don't care where my husband gets his appetite, as long as he eats at home".

"...snooping on his phone--first time"

And this is my first time commenting on Blogtown.

@5: Yeah, my exact thoughts. And what Colin said.