AS A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN THAT SOMETIMES FINDS HIMSELF DOWNTOWN IN THE EVENINGS FOR MEETINGS, I WELCOME THE NEWS THAT I CAN CONTINUE TO PURCHASE AND CLANDESTINELY CONSUME MY "BUS BOOZE" WHILE I WAIT THE THIRTY-ODD GODDAMN MINUTES FOR AN AFTER-EIGHT TRIMET BUS.
How many winos could have gotten shitfaced with the money wasted on this failed initiative?