IS THIS AN ELECTED POSITION OR DID WE RUN SOME SORT OF DICTATORIAL JIHAD ON OTHER CITIES?

Graham, not sure if you noticed, but all the bridges in Portland were blown up this morning. We are now AMERICA'S BICYCLE CAPITAL. The city has been given back to the cyclists. A random food cart is going to explode in five months.

(I'm... very tired this morning.)

I'm hoping that in a short span of time that logo and text will look as weathered and faded as the rest of that building's white paint. It will look as if it's been there stretching back years and decades. You see, we have always been America's Bicycle Capital.

Why the fuck did they use a condensed font? It just doesn't read well.