I've always wondered if hunger strikes actually worked in the modern day. It's really awesome to see that this has a happy ending.

But seriously, breaking your fast with that much sugar has got to mess with your system a little bit.

WHITTENS GOALS MET: ZERO.

GOOD JOB ON STICKING TO YOUR PRINCIPLES!

GRAHAM, YOU'RE JUST A SHEEPLE THAT LISTENS TO WHATEVER THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA TELL YOU. HIS REAL GOAL ALL ALONG WAS FREE DOUGHNUTS.

I was going to bring these undies back from Paris for WSH, but now I suppose I'll have to give them to Cameron. http://www.flickr.com/photos/toddmecklem/7…

One of his goals should have been to rename "Dignity Village" to "High Self-Esteem Courtyard."

Hey, one less homeless cat on the street is a start.