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You say he doesn't know how things work, but he's got a good point that we need to stop borrowing money from other countries. I mean, there's a LOT of better costs to cut get before you get down to the Muppets, but we shouldn't be borrowing money from China for them, either.
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Or, you know, we could just stop wasting money on the wars and military. Over 50% of federal income taxes are spent on the military. We could cut military spending by 5% and more than adequately fund each of the items he proposes to be cut.
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Word. PBS's budget is the equivalent of like 12 hours of war in Afghanistan (I haven't fact-checked this).
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Maybe we can just send Elmo to war? That would save some money.
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That's actually a great idea, when you think about. There are probably lots of unsold Elmo toys in a warehouse somewhere. Just shove some C-4 into them, drop them from airplanes, and then *BAM*, explosions. People see Elmos parachuting out of airplanes, they'll think maybe the war is over. So they'll relax. And then the war will be over.

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