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"Mercury readers are a bunch of jizz gargling hipsters."
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WW: "Four legs good, two legs better!"

Merc: "Four legs good, three-ways better!"
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You know they refund the ad space in the give guide to any nonprofits that don't raise enough to cover it, right? Also: What is your readership, then?
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How fucking hard is it to put the comparisons side by side instead of all weirdly out of line so I don't have to keep looking up and down and up and down?
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WW has a crossword puzzle
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@ Orly?

So why don't they just give it to them for free in the first place? It's called a "Give Guide" not a "Take Guide." Oh, and a total of 438,000 (plus or minus 3).
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@TheTerminizer - Damn right! That'd make me choose the Mercury, all by itself.
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WWeek, the VH1 of the Portland Weekly circuit. I feel like I should be listening to Cindi Lauper and microwaving a Lean Cuisine anytime I read the WW. No disrespect to Cindi. No homo. YOLO.
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Willy Week: Does not employ Dennis Theriault and Chris Onstad +1000
Mercury: Does employ Dennis Theriault and Chris Onstad -10,000,000,000,000,000,000
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WWeek: Your Local Hatchet-Job Hacks
Merc: Hip Wrapping for One Day at a Time and Dinosaur Comics
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If they were pickup lines:

WW: "I like your socks."
Merc: "I lick your sex."
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Why don't you do the sex survey anymore, anway? That was one of the best things!
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WW= Mr Cunningham's DeSoto
Merc= Fonzie's motorcycle

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