I'm annoyed because, no matter what I do, nobody seems to be willing to deport me to Sweden.

Note to parents of small children: Parenthood is a sacrifice, and that sacrifice includes not flying with your kids until they're old enough to not make the flight a living hell for other passengers.

Flying is an expensive, wealthy-country luxury to begin with, and airplanes are ill-suited for small children, who rightfully go nuts when they're expected to sit still and keep quiet for long periods. It's unfair to them, unfair to the rest of us, and it an unfair shirking of your parental responsibilities when you insist on flying your toddler around the country.

azure: replace "flying" with "going to a movie" and you got yourself a solid argument.