I have conversations just like this in my kitchen!

These paid actors are so relatable to me!

And then they had missionary sex (although she tried sticking her finger in his butt).

And then she caught him cheating and fathering a child with his mistress half her age, and then he divorced her to marry his mistress. Those must be the values they're talking about.

... but apparently it's okay for a seriously hyper shrew to marry a pudgy pale closet case in a bad shirt.

that couple should focus on their kids' hair