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Great interviews, Alex! This article represents the hard-hitting, in-depth reporting that I've come to love to expect from the Merc!
3
You are the future A.tonry, who's only redeemable writing was a suggestion to change the white stag sign to say "boner patrol"
4
Where does it say he was attending to conduct interviews?
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jim: No where. And I just received an insider's tip that Wm. Steven Humphrey specifically told Alex, "Go to the signing, BUT DON'T GET A BOOK SIGNED! And definitely don't talk to anyone. Just stand there, okay? And look at people."
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Whoops, are you a man? Humphrey sent a guy to this? That's evil. (And some of my Mercury staff dossiers obviously need updating.)
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Programming note: I'm going to continue to be a hilarious male comedian and not a female journalist. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.
8
This "ROM" guy eats dogshit on a regular basis and I have photographic proof.
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The troll outrage on this thread was pretty outlandish. Keep doin' what you're doin', Alex.
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I just think it's funny that he went to a signing and just stood there and stared at people! KISS MY BUTT, PEOPLE.

But... I have to admit I'm drawn to continue commenting in this fashion because Alex and his pro comedian friends are coming here and defending him with some rocking poop jokes.
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I also think it's funny that I didn't interview people. What a coincidence!
12
Then it sounds like this little outing was a success all around!

Just for the record, I do not regularly eat dogshit. Ian was probably taking a self-pic in the mirror the other day, and spotted his mother behind him reaching down into their toilet to fish out some choice turds to grill up for supper. And then he got all that confused with me because he's super dumb.
13
now THIS is comedy.....

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