News Oct 10, 2012 at 9:29 am

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YOU KNOW HOW AFTER SOMEONE GOES ON A RAMPAGE AND KILLS LIKE 4,000 PEOPLE AND THEIR NEIGHBOURS SAY, "HE WAS SUCH A NICE AND QUIET MAN, I NEVER SAW THIS COMING"... DRIVEWAY NINJA'S NEIGHBOURS WILL NOT SAY THAT.
Graham on October 10, 2012 at 9:57 AM Report this
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Mongo like Sheriff Bart.

RIP big guy.
eric cantona on October 10, 2012 at 10:23 AM Report this
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By god those Italians know how to introduce an act. Stroke the women's collarbones, grab the men by the fucking jaw!
Todd Mecklem on October 10, 2012 at 10:39 AM Report this
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My .45 Colt trumps his ninja crap.
ujfoyt on October 10, 2012 at 11:00 AM Report this
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Dude, that was a good diet coke, man!
PublicEducation on October 10, 2012 at 12:15 PM Report this

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