[1] You misspelled "Ruxpin" unless you're creating a term for inserting your dick in one of the stuffed bears and rotating the thing.

[2] See, I remembered that you're a guy.

Aw, man. I thought I'd fixed that. Well, now nobody will know what you were talking about.

I appreciate the positivity, Alex. But like it or not there are always two sides to every coin/post - in this case the heads side contains all the nice things you've found, and the tails side contains all the bad things that you didn't say outloud but were still thinking anyway. I'm reading this post as you basically unspokenly saying, "I'm great and funny, but that other guy IAN KARMEL is not!" I mean, where's the praise for him? Not here, I'll tell you that. So what's up with that? Do you really think you're that much better than him? I mean, maybe you are - I don't know! - but what I do know is that Ian probably read this and was like, "screw that guy, you know? I though we had a mutual support/promotion system going. But I guess not..."

Also, do you have any jokes about how your last name is almost "Falcon"? Or did you retire those already, having run through them in your early comic years?

Daughter of the Blood is an amazing book.

... You're kidding, right Kiala? Which was your favorite part? Was it the man's balls being cut off with rusty scissors for entertainment or when the 12-year-old was raped to death?