wtf? no president ever has been transparent in the way that trump is describing. why does he want Obama's college applications?

Can someone please tally the number of pundits that have an interest at all in Romney's tax returns...

Maybe in Trump's world violating Article 2 Section 1 is worse than circumventing the 16th Amendment?

If Trump will insert that lava lamp in the left background into his rectum "to my satisfaction," I will agree to release my teenage poetry on an unsuspecting public.

Just say it, Donald. Just say the N word. We all know you so, so want to.

Wasn't Paul Constant wrong about the secret? It's funny, I had never even heard about the Obama's divorce drama before PC mentioned it. Not that I care about the divorce thing. I just think it's funny when people speculate about something and when they are proven wrong, like in this case, they end up foolishly giving information about something completely different that they didn't have to disclose beforehand. That's why Trump is a genius. He knows how to fuck with people and gain attention and eventually profit from it all.

Good thing the Merc and Stranger aren't conservative outlets. Funny shit.

Hey dumb guy,

You'd never heard of the Obama divorce drama before he mentioned it? Really? You said you'd read about on the Huff Post. That was yesterday, dumb guy. The Huff Post references to it dates back to this summer, as well. Guess that makes you a liar as well, dumb guy.

Todd Mecklem, you're my hero.

The Shit Whisperer: Because of liars like you, I'm very proud to vote for Romney. Quit trying to lie about me here just because you can't win an argument. It makes you look impotent and childish. Anyone can parrot a useless phrase. Be original and be a better person for fuck's sake. Following me around trying to gain my attention makes you come off as creepy and pathetic. I never follow people around here. What kind of person does that? Really? Are you that desperate for attention and acceptance?

Just tryin' to help there, sunshine. For the record, anyone can see my posts and anyone who is a regular here can see I tell the truth. So if you're on some little Spartacus-style campaign to discredit me in order to gain some sort of liberal street cred, let me tell you something.

You. Are. Painfully. Boring. Why not try to engage people in a reasonable conversation instead of being stuck on stupid:

hey dumb guy.....hey dumb guy....

Who does that shit? Really? I kinda feel bad for you. I'm really glad I'm me when I see things like that.