Wait a minute, "more than 700" guns also counts as "nearly 1,000"? That article writer's IQ must be nearly 100.

Wow, that guy has a really nice collection of guns.

Also: those jobs numbers are going to drop as soon as the election is over. A lot of young folks are employed only to collect signatures or knock on doors. So, don't pretend like this is a data point that our economy is on the recovery.