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you know as well as i do that most people around here, employees and commenters alike, evacuate their bowels via keyboard strokes.

don't forget to wash your hands.
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That's easy peasy caffeine squeezy ... the good old-fashioned coffee enema! Simply put a 16-ounce jar of Folgers Crytals into 2 quarts of warm water, put same into an enema bag, mix well, recline in a friend's bathtub, insert nozzle, squeeze bag and wait. Just remember the old jingle: "The best part of waking up is Folgers up yer butt." (PS: Don't forget to check I,A periodically for the soon-to-arrive "My Friend Shat All Over My Bathroom And Ran" posting.)
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Ron: Don't be ridiculous. We Portlanders only put organic, shade-grown, fair trade, small batch roasted, artisanal coffees up our butts.
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That is fucking disgusting, and unless you have a fecal fixation or are 5 years old, why in the living fuck would anyone want to hear about this

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