So, pretty much everyone who lives outside of Portland and is not in your little subculture is a "redneck" or "hick"? Fail. These shows do suck though. However the fact you watch them says a lot about you.
I got sucked into a 5 episode marathon last night watching Jungle Gold, by episode 4, I dared my daughter to change the channel! After all, it was her who recorded the series and placed them in my Comcast recorded shows.
“I will ground you, say I won’t.. NOW. GIVE. ME. THE. REMOTE. BACK.”
“I will ground you, say I won’t.. NOW. GIVE. ME. THE. REMOTE. BACK.”