TV Nov 28, 2012 at 10:14 am

Some Good Advice From Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The studio needs more flowers.

I think several runaway children could safely stow away in Corey's mullet.

Here's some words that rhyme with Corey: glory, story, allegory, montessori....

That's all I got.
theterminizer on November 28, 2012 at 12:26 PM Report this
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"I had a friend who wanted to run away. I got a hundred bucks for him from a trucker down in Bakersfield. Wanna buy some weed?"
Todd Mecklem on November 28, 2012 at 3:20 PM Report this

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