Comedy Jan 8, 2013 at 2:14 pm

It's Officially Official: 2013 is Totally Going to be the Year Of The Funches

Temple Lentz
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He shouldn't rest until someone makes a cereal called Honey Bunches of Mother Fucking Funches.
Fruit Cup on January 8, 2013 at 2:29 PM Report this
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or a workout video: "Quit Munching Your Lunches and do Crunches with Funches, You Fat Asshole."
Commenty Colin on January 8, 2013 at 2:39 PM Report this
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Does this mean we get the first rights to "I saw him before he was cool" bragadoccio? I bet all my money on Ed Foreman and his talk show being the new hotness when he moved to LA to seek his fortune. How I was proven wrong, his was probably the fastest "Later PDX, I'm going to Hollywood!" to "Can I get my regular time slot back at Dantes?" I've ever seen..
mediocre on January 8, 2013 at 5:37 PM Report this

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