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We need to hear that 911 call. Somebody get on it.
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I demand more Ben Coleman writing on these pages. His writing style always cracks my shit up.

That said, this sounds fairly horrific. I hope the young woman is okay, and I hope the stress of this doesn't ruin your day, give you gray hairs, or sap years off your life.
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You are now my "in case of emergency" contact in my cell phone.
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I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED.
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WHAT GENIUS LET BEN COLEMAN HAVE ANY SORT OF RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE THE DETERMINATION ON WHETHER OR NOT TO CALL 911?
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every single sentence of this story and the one from Oregon Live is pure gold. "She's coming out!"
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Did you find out why she was up there in the first place? I can't wait to hear the entire story. Good job responding to a potentially scary situation!
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Working title "hipsters hips save local lady"
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Ben Coleman is , apparently, quite a good a news reporter, even if it happens by chance. Hey: Isn't somebody hiring for one of those?
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RE: "WHAT GENIUS LET BEN COLEMAN HAVE ANY SORT OF RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE THE DETERMINATIONON ON WHETHER OR NOT TO CALL 911?"

I sure hope YOU'RE never in that position.

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