I demand more Ben Coleman writing on these pages. His writing style always cracks my shit up.
That said, this sounds fairly horrific. I hope the young woman is okay, and I hope the stress of this doesn't ruin your day, give you gray hairs, or sap years off your life.
That said, this sounds fairly horrific. I hope the young woman is okay, and I hope the stress of this doesn't ruin your day, give you gray hairs, or sap years off your life.
I sure hope YOU'RE never in that position.